School of Science

                     That wasn't very Nil Satis Nisi Optimum of us.

                            Dogs of War Tweet

Strolling round the pitch like you’re shopping for heavy scrans isn’t gonna cut it next season.

Everton Aren't We
when iwobi & kean played, that's a tornado for the enemies!!

Sigurdsson points forward more times than he passes it in that direction

Everton is running for a bus in the rain, having it drive off just as you get to the door and then watching helplessly as it drives off and a small boy gives you the finger through the window. 
That's what being Everton is, but every single day of every single year forever.