School of Science

 1957, 

The lights went on at Goodison for the first time, and Everton won an Exhibition match against Liverpool, 2-0

And...Spurs are the latest oinkies to lick their wiggly snouts at Ross Barkley. Everton are looking to lock the lad up at twenty million a week. 

In other poaching news, Manchester City have come in with a fifty-squidzillion offer for Everton's newly signed ten-year old, George Green.

Cudos to Tim Howard and the US lads for holding Honduras off, 1-0. A clean sheet next week and we're laughing in clover.