School of Science

8th October, 1927

Dixie Dean smashed home all the goals in Everton's 5-2 win at Old Trafford, giving him and incredible 17 goals, and ruining Alex Ferguson's debut in charge of the Red Devils.


Everton have signed Bradford's George Green, who only needed eleven minutes with Moyes before deciding to sign. Sources say that Green said, "Holy shit, I've never been so scared in me life, what was I supposed to do, tell him, 'No?'"

Leon Osman was talking about how happy to finally be given the Arteta play-making role he was.  Now he needs to tell Moyes that the playmaker role is on the inside of the infield.

Finally, Vellios was injured during Greece's U-21 friendly. No big deal, we have plenty of strikers. I bet this Green kid could play up front in a pinch...